what if i just
i did this
The three kids in the back are playing with (in order) a stick, his own dick, and the poor kid on the right has empty plastic bottles and rocks.
But not this champion of men in the front.
Look at his face, he knows hes the shit. He has not a worry in life. Collar popped for that vintage Kanye swag, that smile exudes total confidence.
His peers will never forget this day.
The day he grabbed…
..two heaping handfuls of white tittie
- Failing a test you studied really hard for
- Getting replaced in a friendship
- Getting ignored
- Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
- Having to fight back tears in front of people
- Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
- Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
Why the fuck hasn’t anyone ever wonder this about Mr.Krabs & Pearl?
The life of a third wheel
oh my god
sums it up
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
that last one though